Timo na Ngori Za Mtaa- SHENG series imechorwa na Mwas Mahugu

 Timo na Ngori Za Mtaa- Sheng series imechorwa na Mwas Mahugu

Kayole - town ilikua imetulia sana especially ka ulikua umetoka the other side of the town,kaa ungetaka ku-rejuvinate mind,kupata ile inner calm yak u-enjoy nature,basi hii ingekua your perfect escape,ni vile tuu sometimes kulikua frequent gun exchange ya mabang'a na madingo,hizi streets exchange zilikua fun kwa watoto wa primo,since chuo zikifungungwa walikua na version tofauti ya “Godi sinya”walikua wana make gun za wire,na rubber bands,na whole day ilikua ni cat and mouse kwa alleys za k-town,naughty boys sometimes wange shoot buttocks za wamatha,games zilikua mob taya,bano,cattie,
Watoi machokosh ndio tuu walikua washajua hustle before,wali spend the whole day waki collect carton peppers,plastic,machupa,na ma-srcap metal..sometimes watoi wa estate wange simamisha game zao za guns za wire,na ku scream in unison “”chokora mapipa chokora mapipa”na immediately tu-wars tulikua tunaanza,wakishoot.but ma chokosh walikua wana give up juu always walikua-anga super dupa high na chupa ya glue,lower lip ilikua ina suspend na kushikilia hii,hata mbio gani! hainge fall.
Street za kuingia k-town zilikua za nguvu, artificial flowers za miscellaneous colors,zimepangwa all over na design ya abstract na ma  provided na officio  department ya  garbage collection ,hawa wasee walikua wame advice raiya kumwaga soil kwa hizi roadii za mtaa ili kufunika lami,solar ikiwa hot lami ilikua inachoma watoi miguu waki-ride ma-tyres,hii issue ilikua inaleta ma-parent  juu:reason being after mtoi ku-burn na lami alikua anarudi home na statement kaa hizi zilikua za kawaida””aaahhh woishe Mama nivae viatu za shule leo pekee?”nimechomeka sana.

‘’’NGRRRRi krriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing, bell ilimalaizia
Watoi wali-ignore bell na kundelea kucheza ball ya ma-paper,ilikua ni break time ya afternoon,kitu 4pm,middle classes zilikua zisha go home,na maboi walikua wana jibamba,Moodee yani alitokea from no where!
“Hey boys it is time to go home,play time is over go home.teacher alli-annouce loudly

Timo ana grab ball speed speedie na bila ku-respond anatoka teke teke akifuatwa na ma-boys wengine.
Teacher naye aka- head back kwa classes,kayole town primary school,imejengwa poa,concrete walls na roofing ya grey asbestos, ilikua chuo ya nguvu.
After dakika kadhaa Timo wali slow down after kupenya kwa mtaa,walikua wana hema sana juu bag heavy  ya books nyuma ya mgongo .
Timo:Manze jo mo-dee amekatisia game mbaya
Beste: Timo manze nilikupiga chobo!! Ha ha ha
Timo :na na  nani? Nani? Sura ka chobo!! Ha ha
Beste: umenza mchongoano?
Beste 2:kaende kaende mimi ndio refa,boi mwingine wa tatu alichangia
Soon walisimama na ku form a circle na mchongoano ikaanza.

Sky ilikua radiant ,miale the solar zilikua zinaptia hii mtaa golden rusty color ya nguvu,ka sun sun set kalikua ka na take cover ,wasee wa kupika mandazi , walikua wanarudi bizness round two!baada ya kuamkia biashara ngware,fishmongers,mutura ,supu,nyam chom round ya kwanza, waki expect booming business ,wasee wakitoka job,na watoi wakirudi home kutoka chuo,jamaa wa ice cream alikua busy whole day,na solar ilikua ina mshow time yake ya kufunga biz ilikua isha fika,alikua ana chezea ma injury time ,idhaa ilikua ni ma five.

Msee wa kuuza miwa alipita, na Baba Timo aka mwita,
“tukatie na utu chongee ya 20 bob”na ugawanyishe mara mbili,baba Timo ali show Msee wa miwa.
Baba Timo.: rafiki mambo yamekua magumu, (alisema huku aki clear throat)
Jirani:Si kwako tuu,ni kila pahali,ni kawaida ya maisha
Baba Timo:hata siamini ni huyu motto wangu <
Jirani: amefanya nini tena?
Baba Timo :ana bidiiii sana shuleni,tabia nzuri naomba mola nihakikishe amefika chuo kikuu rafiki!

Trader wa kuuza miwa ana maliza kuchonga miwa na ana pass kwa Baba Timo na rafiki yake,but wote wanapatwa na surprise ,
“Hata mimi na taka miwa baba,Timo anadai huku amebeba bag na paper bag kwa mkono.
Baba Timo:haya mchongee ya 10 bob anamwambia msee wa miwa,hukua akimgeukia mtoi wake Timo
“umetoka wapi?usiniambie tena pia umeokaota okota hivyo vyuma?aaaha?
Timo:mbuyu unajua tumesota,mee nita uuza hizi tupate za chakula ,na wewe ulipe karo
Baba Timo(defeated)basi ingia ndani wenzako wako ndani
Aha ha ha jirani anacheka kidogo “watoto wa siku hizi!
Baba Timo :wamuona weekend zote hushinda akiokota hivyo vyuma juu hakuna shule
Jirani:atakua mtu wa heshima  kwa jamii,sio kama hawa!una waona,:

jirani ana-point jamaa wawili wanapita street wakistagger, “wamesomeshwa halafu baada ya hiyo bidii yote na pesa matokeo ndiyo haya”!
Baba Timo:muone hata hana haya ana kojoa hadharani!
Drunkard wa pili pia ana move kwa wall na pia kunyoraa,without giving a damn.

Crow ikoo juu ya green street light ime spoil,malibou stock ziko juu ya mitii mbili za acacia zilio kwa hii street,na pia kuna moja ina hop hapa na pale,ina limp.next na  non approved refuse pit next kwa stage,

ma bachelor na wasee wakurauka ngware ndio chanzo ya pile  ya garbage  kwa hii street , hao huanza one paper bag ,siku ya pili two,na soon ,kila mtu wakurauka job early ana follow na uchafu yake na soon after,uchafu kupile up.

Timo anascavange for scrap metals na ma-plastic,kwa hii dump pit,anavunja upande wa kushoto na achecki original street Boy aki approach,kwa kawaida machokosh wa mtaa huita boy ka Timo mbagishon ,slogan ya chokosh msafi
Street boy 1,tulikwambia hii si job ya wasee wako chuooo,weee ruudii shuuule!
Street boy2:first leta hii    zii .
Street boy anamnyang’anya Timo collection yake,huku Timo aki-refuse
Aaaaaaaaachilia chokosh wapilia anadai huku aki mshika kidevu,Timo ana-fall,na machokosh wanatoka teke teke.

After sometimes, bongau ama kama hushiki malibou stock ina shonde kwa face ya Timo ,na hako ka baridi kana mrudisha kwa consciousness yake,ana walk home mdogo mdogo,huku aki breed kwa lips kiasi,
Bell ya msee wakuza maziwa ya brookside,inamrudisha kwa flash back,hio incident ili-happen akiwa eleven years,3 years ago,na sasa alikua fourteen years na candindate,Timo alikua ame lean kwa wall behind class eight classes,
On the front side,ni celebration,pupils washikilia exams pads na geometicals sets,hewa imejaa happy voices na murmurs,jumping up and down,hugs na kisses,wote wana celebrate Kumaaliza Kenya certificate of primary education(KCPE)exams
Timo ana-wajoin lakini  amevaa sura ya kazi
Pupil:checkini huyu msee(all attentions kwa Timo as murmurs zina die)
Pupil 2:sura ya kazi ya nini?shida ya nini?
Pupil mwingine anatokelezea na teje boom box ya nguvu huku ame  beba  kwa shoulder,attention ina leave Timo
Boi:Ha ha ha Njoro umechukua teje ya home kwenu?kichwa yako mbaya!
Njoro: hei hei msee wangu kua mpole nina ma- mix mwenda after all exams zimekatika

Ana switch on teje “ a big tuuuunnnee,… a horn blast, DJ bunduki on the mix!”the rough and toughest this is followed by a raggaa riddim,and everyone is dancing.inabidi madame wainue skirt kidogo hadi kwa knees ndio waweze kuziondoka,na kila boi alishikilia manzi kutoka nyuma.

The same Dj mixx inaendelea kuchuna kwa Matatu,raia ni wengine ,horns za magari kila pahali,makarao,ma-hawker, mabroker,ma-hustla ,ma-sonko,Timo anauza njugu.
“nani mwingine?nani mwingine?
Mara msee anamvuta kutoka nyuma!raia ni ku-stare tuu kawaida ya Kayole
Stranger: we fala nani alikua mbia unaweza uzia njugu hapa?ana uliza kwa ukali
Timo:ati nini kaa huna doe ishia!Timo anajibu kwa ukali
Stranger  ana –move next na Timo kumushika mashati na kumkaribia kwa face,pia boi mwingine ana join na soon Timo ako surrounded na rende ,msee mmoja anachukua njugu tano,
Na ku-point Timo “wee fala na uchunge line zetu
Timo:fala ni wewe na ulete doe ya njuguu,tusi zoeane sitaki ngori
Mara ngumi heavy ina mpata Timo,ikifuatiliwa na ingine kwa kahasho,Njugu zina fly kwa hewa na Timo hajui kaa anaona njugu ama ma stars! noomaa.jo

Ushaskia-by mwas mahugu

Ushaskia-by mwas mahugu

Before uamue kubuy-tiplo place yoyote ,Msee  Mjanja ni kutafuta Laywer dio afanye  research,hii mwaka  kajanuari wakati kasolar kalikua kamewaaka ile mbaya,sides za Kitengela raia ilishikana mashati ile mbaya,prime plot ilikua kwa highway  ilikua imeunzia mtu saba na kila msee alikua na ma-paper zote original ,so kila mtu alikua anadai Kashamba ni kake,kila wiki each buyer alikua anacome na jeshi yake,wengi waliganda,usitake kuona,buyer mmoja amecome na ma-boy wa mtaa jicho nyanya,buyer mwingine alipitia kwa chief na akapewa ma-AP,Buyer  wa tatu alipitia kwa utumishi kwa wote na kupewa Mba’nga watano,Buyer wa  nne alikua ame-come na ukoo yao yote,Lakini story ni buyer watano alikua mmatha yeye aliokota mchokosh wote wa Kitee’akawalisha freshi,na kukuja nao wakiwa wamebeba tupaper twa blak,buyer wasita man alikua    Pastor  flani wa church so alicome na congregation yote juu walikua washabuy hiii land wa-build heaven shuttle Church-usitake  kujua zilee vituko na  war zilikua hii area,mambo ilikua disaster,shingo zilienda.so umeskia ka radar 

Milk the Cow the Best Way You Know How-Edwin 'Doo Mambo' Kaguri

Milk the Cow the Best Way You Know How-Edwin 'Doo Mambo' Kaguri

This is a very old adage and it’s analogy to the business world is nothing short of impressive. For a clearer understanding, I will discuss it in both the surface and deeper perspectives with the surface viewpoint being the first. A well-known fact is, for effectiveness and efficiency; certain guiding principles are mandatory. The same also applies with milking of the cow. In the Buddhism religion, the cow is a very sacred animal and considered as the mother because of the milk it gives. So sacred are heifers in this religion that in some parts of Asia, motorists usually stop their cars for them to cross the road! Almost all of us enjoy drinking tea, coffee or just pure milk and/or its other by-products. Each cow is different but for most, the procedure of milking is almost the same with the extremes canceling each other. For excellent results, milk her two times daily (morning and evening) at the exact same times. Always sit on the same side of the cow (to make her relaxed and comfortable) and wipe her udder with warm water before and after milking (gently and with massaging strokes). The outcome in terms of liters or gallons will be overwhelming by following these simple guidelines. Generally, the same formula applies for success in most areas of life, business inclusive. Taking this anecdote into analysis, it will emerge that running a business can be a simple affair only if done appropriately. The three fundamental keys here being time, consistency, and good interpersonal skills (rapport).

Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives. Time is the most valuable asset an individual can ever acquire. On that note, this means that even loosing a second of your time means loosing part of your lifetime, forever. Even though frequently against us, this asset can and should be used to our own benefit. Just like milking the cow at exactly the same times each day, we should also be time conscious while handling our responsibilities. For example, an appointment scheduled at 9 o’clock should be at that particular time and you shouldn’t translate it as a 9:15 or an 8:45 appointment. Lateness is intolerable, and if it occurs due to unavoidable circumstances, call ahead and give reasonable explanations. On the other hand, it would be erroneous to state that it’s wrong to arrive in time. Some people may actually appreciate this, and you may have some extra minutes to organize yourself be it a case of an interview, a presentation or a seminar. Just as the saying goes, “you can never be too ready”. The best, however, would be to arrive on time with everything needed at hand and after several rehearsals as well as detailed planning. Several ways can be useful in achieving this, especially in the workplace. To the employer, ensure that projects and workloads are all delegated in due time to avoid any unjust pressure to the staff. In addition, adequate time gives fruitful results because of thorough research. On the employee’s side, research, assignments, projects, and duties are all best if submitted before deadlines. Procrastination and laxity are recipes for disaster that every individual should avoid at all cost. Managing one’s time well (by setting priorities first) and sticking to one’s schedule (to-do list) are a sure way of success in this area. Top of all, always handle matters with regard to importance and not urgency.

With consistency, it is a bit trickier. A well-known fact is that it is not at all hard being number one, but very hard lasting there. For peak performance, ensure that you deliver what is required from you, when it’s required from you, and where it’s required from you. Keeping in mind the sale figures and the positive feedback that a company gets from satisfied clients, its ultimate goal should be to keep them coming back. This way, not only will you have regular customers, but also have an expansion of the market since most of them will definitely refer others if they are truly satisfied with your products and/or services. Soon enough, you will be in the network and as busy as a bee. Competency in dealing with responsibilities of such great magnitude emerges from perfecting the art of consistency. In the corporate world, for instance, consistency manifests itself in peak performance over a given period of years. It seldom goes unappreciated and its reward is extremely worthwhile. These rewards are usually in the form of awards and honors such as the Company Of the Year Awards (COYA) here in Kenya. Once you start milking the cow, you will have to do so daily for the period of her entire lifetime, or ‘till you take her to the market for sale. The situation is also similar in the work environment, once things get in motion; it is forward ever and backward never.   

They say that man is a social animal. With regards, it is very essential to note the vitality of good interpersonal skills in an organization. For any business to boom, it should treat the customer care section with great importance as any other section present there. Except for monopoly markets, almost every other market is flooded and competition is high. Many individuals and companies are all offering the same goods and services. Without a good rapport with one’s customers, it’s a very challenging task to realize good profits (if any at all). Besides making high profits, winning the loyalty of your customers is an achievement that deserves applause. This is so since should there be a case of inflation in the goods or services you are offering, a good rapport ensures that very little, if any, resistance meets this. The case would be worse if the consumers do not relate to you on a personal level. In a Company, the human resource manager should be on toes to ensure the smooth running of his department. Jesus Christ once said, “A good leader is a servant of his people”. With this in mind, keep boosting the staff’s morale every now and then, for instance, by showing them how to do a certain task practically. Other ways are getting to know them individually, rewarding the most outstanding characters, and by avoiding favors. After all, the way they might react to the clientele might probably be a reflection on how their employers react to them. Going back to the proverb again, we see that in milking a cow you have to sit on the same side and wipe her udder with warm water. All these are for creating a good rapport between the two of you. 

There is this very common misquote which states that rules are meant to be broken. Rules and regulations are just about all that keeps our societies from insanity. From the religions, to the courts, and finally to the traditions, order is maintained through rules and regulations. The same is to be applicable in business and to life in general. Amazingly, in negation to this, every person is different and we all have different strengths and weaknesses. Even in the companies, the SWOT (Strength Weaknesses Opportunities Threats) analysis comes in handy in the monitoring of progress. Each individual is different to the next from just their fingerprints, thinking capacity, hobbies, interests...the list is endless. From that perspective, it would be best to put in your all and your best. Nevertheless, in my own opinion, I see no harm in trying to blend the two concepts together. This means that you are to follow the rules of God, the state, Mother Nature, tradition, and success. In addition, if you should include your own unique abilities rest assured that the outcome would be very rewarding. Whether a businessperson, an employee or an employer, you will yield great results if you milk the cow the best way you know how.     

Matatus; the Moving DiscosEdwin 'Doo Mambo' Kaguri

“I can’t believe this, it’s like we are in a scene of X-zibit’s Pimp my ride show!” exclaimed John in disbelief, his eyes constantly rolling to have a good glimpse of every inch in the Matatu. John is a 28 year old American citizen who was recently posted to Nairobi as a market researcher and upon observing the Matatus; he was so mesmerized by the culture that he just had to travel on one to experience the thrill first hand. “Yes”, the young lady next to her replied, “The pimping begun as a fad but now it’s more of a culture, superb isn’t it?” He nodded his head in a very slow motion, his eyes twinkling in amazement and a smile blossomed on his lips. Despite the driver’s little regard to the traffic rules and regulations,  and the conductor’s unpredictability in fare charges and poor skills in customer service, younger commuters nonetheless prefer the ‘Manyagas’ (Pimped Matatus with loud music) to the ‘Wangoras’ (The older Matatus without multicolored graffiti and no music) which the older generation commonly use. Although John was without doubt captivated by this culture, he didn’t fully understand the cogs that put this wheel into motion.

Out of the need of the common mwananchi, who doesn’t own a private vehicle, to travel from point A to point B, public service vehicles [PSV’s] came into the picture here in Kenya during the colonial era. When Matatus made their first appearance in the late 1960’s, the standard fare for a trip was three coins worth thirty Kenyan cents. Swahili for three is ‘tatu’ and this is how the word ‘Matatu’ was later coined. With the introduction of the Kenya’s creolised Swahili language Sheng’ in the 1980’s, the word was then later changed to ‘Mat’ or ‘Mathree’ which are more popular with the urban contemporary youth. Necessity is surely the mother of invention, fast forward a few decades into its commencement; the Matatu industry has broken most traffic laws creating a new culture which has now become a hub of creativity. This has in turn generated other related industries which are vital for ‘Pimping’ the Mats for an overall thrill and appeal for travelers and in turn bring in more profits for the owners. Local musicians too use them in their music videos and advertising agencies use these pimped Mats in their adverts.

Before the Government and consequently the famous Michuki rules came into play in February 2004, this industry was run in a very helter-skelter manner with only the ‘Kamjesh’ and the outlawed ’Mungiki’ maintaining order and collecting royalties from operators in various routes. In addition to that, this culture has continued spreading its roots even deeper in both big and small towns in Eastern and Central Africa. They say ignorance is bliss, so on that note it would be sheer ignorance for the public, who use the Mats as their main mode of transportation not to acknowledge the vital role they play in the industry. Firstly, they create employment to a substantial large percentage of the citizens who work on these moving discos, as they are popularly known. From the drivers to the touts, from the graffiti artists to the interior and exterior designers, from deejays to vee-jays and musicians, and of course the DVD and speaker sellers, one Matatu alone can generate income to 20 or more people. Since there are about 25,000 Matatus in operation in every major city in Kenya, the mathematics is simple and it is for these figures that the economy should be gracious.

Every talent is God given and not exploiting one’s talent by letting it desecrate is erroneous. The Matatu culture nurtures talents. Graffiti artists get a chance to showcase their art on these Mats and eventually inspire and pave way for other upcoming artists who boast the same talent. Local musicians, deejays and vee-jays also get an audience for their work. Thirdly, the transport industry, as any other industry which isn’t monopolistic, requires competition for it to flourish. There are the buses, taxis, boda bodas and the train which are in this business and need to be kept on check, something the Mats deserve a standing ovation for executing extremely well. Lastly, the revenue collected is remarkable because apart from the Government (which collects its revenue from vehicle, drivers, and touts licenses), the Music Copyright Society of Kenya (MCSK) also gets royalties from Mats that play music then they pay the artists concerned and are registered with them. That being said, it’s time for me to catch a Mat too before rush hour.

The sacred writings of Kennet B

The sacred writings of Kennet B

Aliwish angejibaia zile macapsule huongeza libido. Huo ni wakati Awino alimkunja ka kipino, akimsukuma na full force ya kisigino, baada ya kujipiga jeki na pillow.

Mshe hakuconsider eti raia baado alikuwa na dude mbilikimo, because it's even him who bought her njugu na tarino, akidhani eti anatune dame simple. Kijanaa hakuwa amefikisha umri wa kucheza michezo ka hizo, lakini mkia ilimpeleka mbio akaamua kuonja chililo.

Kuna matime ni lazima tu tunawe hata ka tunaenda kumanga na kijiko. Lakini ni masikitiko, jamaa hakuona uzito wa wisdom kwa mapunchline ka hizo. Madam kumwambia, "Kama mko likizo si tunaweza enda ujue mahali mi hupoa Maringo", Kijanaa aliitikia bila kuconsider eti hepi bila kipimo, huacha viungo na vitisho. Aliamua kuwa mzigo juu ya ule hakuwa anasikia uzito.

Kweli raha isipomangwa kwa kipimo huwa ni rahisi sana mno raia afe kwenya pinhole. Camera digital, simu inamaringtone kali ka zile za Kingstone, which can also download mafree pon ka iphone, alibaiwa kumlure into the mission na ni ukweli alijitupa kwenye killzone bila kuconsider the reason behind death ya mamillion. The year 2030 haikuwa imemline up kwa vision.

Meaning ya red ribbon alidis, akisema hangeweza vaa bed-giddeon, because the lady alikuwa chrome in his opinion, oblivion. Ka ni dish alipewa, na pia akapewa, kulewa ikapata share, halafu akakataa kuwear, the elastic layer, over the owner of his underwear. Maisha ya hardware was at risk, because Karsparskys was nowhere to be found in the software.

  Hakuspare, alidare kutraverse Aberdere vibare, halafu akaanzaza kuchange gear. Madam alimencourage aiaccess tu na rare, for there, alikuwa sure angepokea her share bila any kupotea. Kama ni mimi singenyemelea. Kijanaa kusongea, miguu zilimpokea kwa hewa, mikono zilkimlead into the chamber, and indeed alienter, na akapotea ndani ya mimea, before aanze kutetemeka.

To be continued……………………………

The sacred writings of Kennet B

TIMOS VEVE BASE-Q-TY

TIMOS VEVE BASE

Wasee wamechill base ya uncle timo leo ngware !maboiz ka mtu saba wakichana veve moss moss ikishika vizuri  na hii solar..mastory leo kwa base ni mezesha zo!...uncle timo loves his base a lot!..this base is for anyone who is idle and has no jobo ama ka wax, ka wera ka everyday life .Besides that,uncle timo knows story ya wasee wote ndani na nje kwa hii mtaa….timo anapenda kasheshe na ku add sugar kwa story za wasee.pia anatambua orosho zote za ma cladi poa,keroro za mbao,baze ya ndom na lunch cheap.so base ya veve hushika sana kila siku na story noma noma.

Kama story za mbizo!!!mbizo ni boiz wa uncle timo yeye huchana veve daily timo humpea deni ya veve kiasi.wife wa timo amekua akienda ngware kwa gym kufanya tizi kiasi so inabother uncle timo mbaya sana.hi story za ma wife kuwacha ma hazi 6am ngware na kuenda gym ilileta story mezesha kwa base!timo ikabidi amsho mbizo vile kunaenda coz kuna customer wake sonko fulani mama wa kwake...yani wife ali dissaper na gym instructor flani...uncle timo amejaa ngori juu ya hii story ya wife wa mbizo!timo  ilibidi roho safi aambie timo vile kulienda na vile kunaendanga,ajue ni blunder wife wake kuenda gym na hizo ma hotshower after gym ni blunder.

Mbizo amejam yake yote juu ya hii story ya mama..itabidi atake action moja noma sana coz infact ameona siku kadhaa miss call kwa phone ya mama from gym instructor.leo ni blunder mbizo anachana veve kupita!leo lazima wife wa kwake amsho story ya hio camp gym vizuri.ma boiz wamekataa hiyo story ya mbizo lazima a focus na atake control ya his wife.mazee maboiz wanadai ma wife wa skuhizi ni wa mezesha sana.mama wa mbizo ana figure poa kuruka,lakini bado anaenda kwa gym ku keep fit.hii story imeshtua ma boiz itabidi mbizo apigie nangos mama waonge hiyo story.

Kidogo tu vile story imebamba,karao akuja kwa uncle timos base,”nyinyi ndio mnasumbua watu hapa”uncle timo calls the police officer aside they talk for a minute then the police leaves.he then demands that kila mtu amechil kwa base atoe mbao coz i have protected all of you from gava.huyo sanse alikua anadai soo tano ndio awache mezesha ya hii base...maboiz wanaanza ku complain and disagree with his demands.

Uncle timo knows kuwasha moto na kuzima..so he puts on his redio,playing is mbizos favourate regae”jah shall wash away all the .....”maboiz wanabambika  dancing to the riddim chanting!uncle timos place is full of may intresting stories......

 by Q-TY

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Q-TY
MUSIC ARTIST PROFILE:

Born in Nakuru, QTY aka Jennifer Lusichi has her ambitions of becoming
one of the greatest music performers on the world stage. The music bug
bit her quite early and she starred in various school plays and
recitals and achieving podium finishes on the National stage.

She has worked with Ogopa DJs on the song "Get Closer" released in
April 2009 which received favorable airplay on Kenyan radio and TV
stations. She then did "Zunguka" a song that was released in October
2009; video done by acclaimed video director Pinch’D with MAICH BLAQ
and the HERBALIST as the producer and was a big hit in Kenya and the
greater East Africa. She has done other songs which are five star
rated including “CRAZY”, “GET CLOSER the REMIX with  hot male musician
from Kenya, KENRAZY whose videos was done by boomba video , “CAME BACK
TO ME” song done by MAICH BLACK AND THE HERBALIST, “PAPARAZI”  video
was done by the creative J BLESSING, DJ among others. She has received
very good reviews in the Nations’ premiere urban entertainment
magazines "Pulse", “buzz” Insyder” among other Flat forms where she is
regarded as one of the best female artists to emerge in Kenya. 2011
nominated New Artist Chaguo la teeniz Awards.lately featured in song FIMBO YA PILI  which is currently a hit in kenya

Apart from her extreme talent in music, Qty has a heart for children
and she is actively involved with a charity organizations. She is an
AMBASSADOR for HIV and AIDS AWARENESS… She also aspires to form an
organization whose purpose will be bring together various talented
persons in music to raise awareness of HIV/AIDS prevalence hence
influence the youth to take responsibility of their lives and to help
children orphaned through HIV/AIDS. Towards this initiative, she
produced the documentary “Music For Change” Working on her
organization QTY foundation…
Her other talents manifest themselves in her favorite past times
including fashion design, Poetry, Acting and Traveling. She is a
disciplined and focused artist with exceptional work ethics. She gets
her inspiration from her parent, Aaliyah, Janet Jackson, Brandy,
Beyonce, Ciara, Treviss, Mac coy and Kelly Rowland

Please go to Qtytv on you tube and watch my songs and documentaries

Sites
Myspace site: http://www.myspace.com/qtyq
                      http://www.youtube.com/Qtytv
                      Qtymusic/reverbnation
                      Qtymusic/twitter

Videos  LINKS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0dIoGZWDm4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QM5caw7jEdQ
http://exposedug.com/buzz_detail.asp?prod_code=180&subcatname=Celebs+Uncovered
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ic4ZaVFzKMY www.facebook.com/people/Qty-Jenifer
http://artmatters.info/?p=2326
http://qtymusic.webs.com/
http://www.veepiz.com/afroprofileview-viewprofile-459-qty.html
http://www.youtube.com/user/qtytv?feature=results_main
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fo1gfWbFgoU&feature=plcp
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqatRvTYN0c&feature=plcp
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWS_IUt8YWI&feature=plcp
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5t3iACgZV1w&feature=plcp
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bu38Zm1A0h0&feature=plcp
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-r1AVTi-Lk&feature=plcp

Kulture lab(sheng languange) “networks”

Kulture lab(sheng languange)

“networks”

For centuries kibao, pyramid  structure ilikua the only way ,tuli ji-organize,na kuji-manage .From chiefs hadi family level,imekua pyramid.

Power na communications zimekua ziki flow in an orderly manner,from pyramid  juu,hadi chini ya base,kutoka kwa high priest,jemedari,C.E.O wa  akiwa ameshikilia kila tip,hii system ina flow hadi kwa ma-lieutenats na ma-departmental managers wakiwa clustered kwa middle,wasee wajob,ma-foot soldiers na ma-true beliver wakishikilia mkia.

Pyramid  structure ime-sifiwa  na ma-time zingine ikipewa blames,jina system na rebellion ni common  kwa hii dunia,but hakuna msee alikua ana offer any other  way  poa ,but this time round now system ingine ime-take over:networking.network ni wasee waki-doo job pamoja,ku-share ideas,info, na resources.

Network hu-excist wasee kujengana,ku-exchange info,na pia ku-change society.ku-improve productivity na kwa life ku-share resources, hu provide communication na interaction.

Ma-thao za network ziko all over,labda hata ma mita kadhaa,na sisi tuna-belong kwa hizi chowms,kitu ya maana sana nivile ukitaka kupata info.kwa network unaipata speedie sana,ina tu save time ya ku –enda kwa library na Sir jah forbid kwa gava!through network ni easy sana kupata  msee yeyote kwa dunia,ukipiga simu kaa kumi hivi!Kamau anajua Otty,Otty anajua mwende,mwende anajua fatuma na kadhalika.

Kushare ma-contacts na info ndio point ya maana,but network hu -go further sio ku-transfer data pekee but pia jo ku-create na  ku-exchange  knowledge. kila msee kwa network humeza  info halafu ana digest na ku-produce ingine.so network ina share ma ideas  kibao.

Network imebomoa ma-bureaucracies mob kwa organizations na Gava pia.Nazo hu tokea time  wasee wana taka ku-change society,community.bila kujali the  cause,goals ama beliefs za movement ,anytime wasee wana ji-organize ku-change some aspect za society. A non bureaucratic ,na efficient organization structure hu-emerge,san asana huwa ni ile jeshi imelengwa na mainstream, ama wame choka na system flani yak u-doo  vitu ,so  wasee hutafuta wasee wengine wan-share same goals na networks huzaliwa hapo.

Tukitumia mfano maumau ilikua network ya freedom fighters pia kuna network za madingo!na pia ma-saint,ma-nun,wanabiz.na kadhalika ,ile kitu ya maana ni eti kwa Network kila msee huwa kwa center ya action.network ni future,na  ni cooperative power, saa hii ndio ina drive economy zile zina shine kwa hii century. Hii time,kila mtu ana own na ni part.  Na ana part yake anacheza na freedom.na sio kama vile  watu watatu wana own kampuni..na elfu kumi wana wafanyia kazi.hiyo no Bombo klat.

By mwas mahugu

https://youtu.be/8MT3hf4z-QA

BODA BODA CHRONICLES -RIDERS CULTURE &EXPERIENCES.

-RIDERS CULTURE &EXPERIENCES.

Usi jam niko kwa jam  Nakam

Nairobi is growing at unprecedented rate, and mobility is paramount , crazy traffic ,rough  rugged and rude  Matatu drivers, on the paper chase Mode, demanding office bosses who want you to keep time with no excuses,Enter  full throttle speed Riders.to save the day.

My territory along the busy Outer-ring road, the road is undergoing construction by the Chinese company’s ,there are three people you will see with reflectors along this proposed highway  the traffic police,the construction workers and we the boda boda riders.

Last week woke up early as usual, rush hour in the morning and evening are the best time making that extra coin, during the  day  the work is full of jua kali sun,dust and traffic police,

On this particular day after rush ,I arrived at my stage,  met four riders,mlunje wasuperstar ,mlunje wa tvs,mukurino wa tiger ,and brown wa tvs ,we hardly call each other real names.

Mlunje wa superstar “majamaa  jana was a bad day ,”we all listened to his story-he continued”” jana pesa yangu yote ilienda!after the traffic police arrested me  and demanded  2000, since I did not have my  gloves,I came back to this stage,a customer came and said he wanted to go to kasarani,I charged him 800 gave him his helmet and reflector jacket - before I could start the engine, my wife called and I assured her asi jam nakam  and we left for kasarani, there was no traffic jam in a couple of jiffy we were at seasons  pub kasarani.

Customer invited me to  accompany him to a butchery outside the club,he ordered half “kichwa ya mbuzi”he took a bite assured me usi jam nakam kukuletea pesa turudi donholm  and left me savoring the rest of the meat,this was a double treat,I waited for him to come back, soon minutes turned to hours ,from ten till twelve noon,my wife called again and I lied niko kwa jam nakam,my beautiful loving wife was waiting for 1000 chama money since I had given the traffic cop 2000 I was counting on this trip to save me from disappointment ,lastly I gave up and realized I had been conned ,

He finished his narration –it had become a habit and we consoled him and next was mukurino wa tiger sharing his trial and tribulation.

Soul World-journeys& Quantum realities -

Soul World-journeys& Quantum realities -

By MWASMAHUGU

Reflections along  the Dusty roads of life.

Telepathy

Long time ago when i was in my early teens-my mind body and soul were dedicated to exploring the world of Art-I would listen to Hip Hop Music  during class time and read literature novels during preps-when school closed I would visit my friends who had similar interest in dandora estate

This interest continued even after clearing high school-we had no phones-we did not set meeting times-but some how five to ten young artist would meet almost daily.- Telepathy is about communicating mind-to-mind-am talking about being part of Mau Mau camp collective –a clique that had poets, rappers,and other creative heads  -sharing was our maiden ritual every day-sharing of a new music verse,new Rap Flow,new friends ,new clothes-we shared all, as we hanged on the dusty street alleys of Dandora Phase two-after some years of continuing with the rituals-we upgraded- Telepathy is about communicating mind-to-mind-We did not set meeting time,venue,or communicate via phones-I am talking of 2002- 2004 back in the days,man am old skool!By coincidence we would all converge near Norwich union which sands witched between Moi Avenue and kimathi street-

Due to sticking together for long and sharing same interest we  had developed a  common energy vibration,and that what made us meet by coincidence,sometimes fight accusing each of robbing music verses and flow-our was mental communication (a wireless phone of the mind, but without the bills), Many just-plain-folks report having some sort of telepathic abilities. There are some things in life that are hard to explain outside of telepathy: think, for instance, of how our mothers seem to be able to make us feel guilty no matter how far away we might be. The reported telepathic abilities usually come in the form of mental communication with one particular person only. That's often the psychological effect of being emotionally close to someone for awhile. Being emotionally close could provide a possible kind of telepathy, in the sense that such closeness could bring about moments of someone else being included in the edges of a person's consciousness. (In this case, consciousness would mean the 'community' of all that is you. There could perhaps be in some sense an 'overlap' with someone else.)

Article two-

Awareness

Crazy traffic jam , abrupt screeching of brakes, un coordinated noises from matatu conductors ,”beba beba eastleigh ,beba beba kariobangi, sexy women in bikini blasting from LED plasma screen inside this east land matatus-I am on board a number nine nganya headed to 12^th street easich ,we just left town and are negotiating the kariakor market traffic, our mat hits a large pot hole and every passenger is on the air for an eternal moment-we come down back to our seats in a bang-lucky are the women with shock absorb the impact is less as for the men the slight pain that last less than two seconds is real.

All the over a sudden the music seizes –the digital sound systems will take few minutes to load again- the sound of the conductor moving from passenger to next shaking coins-brings my mind back to the activities inside-as I look around some people are very alert to the moment others are lost in thoughts-an I am left wondering where the mind goes? and since we are a crowd of passengers is the crowed mentality active-meaning may be we are in the same space of realm-from the speed of the matatu ,the frequencies of Jamaican ragga music blasting from the woofers previously or is every one lost into his world of thoughts, dreaming ,or calculating how the day ended –mind wandering and pure consciousness are two axis one horizontal and one vertical, when thinking along a certain line, the very direction makes it possible-absurd things also possible. Whether positive or negative and it all come backs to soul vibrations-I quote mark twain "Age is mind over matter, if you don't mind it doesn't matter.". Be aware of your thoughts and reaction, be the change.